{"product_id":"fluent-in-sarcasm-regret","title":"FLUENT IN SARCASM \u0026 REGRET.","description":"\u003cp\u003eFLUENT IN SARCASM \u0026amp; REGRET. For the ones whose two languages are sarcasm and \"I shouldn't have said that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCotton blend, machine washable, true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #999;\"\u003eA funny sarcasm t-shirt from Late Night Ts — this dark humor tee celebrates saying the thing and regretting it later, with a one-color print on a soft unisex fit, part of our irreverent, text-first t-shirt collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #aaa;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. 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