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Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. 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