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Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. 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