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BEER.
CARPE THAT DIEM RESPONSIBLY NEXT TIME.
CERTIFIED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HANGOVER.
FLUENT IN SARCASM & REGRET.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK.
FUCK.
GYM? I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'GIN'...
HEALING IS FOR PEOPLE WITH INSURANCE.
I AM JOHNNY CASH DRUNK
I AM JOHNNY CASH DRUNK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT. YOU'RE STILL IN COSTUME.
I'M A WALKING LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
ID & EGO & SUPEREGO & TEQUILA & CONSEQUENCES.
I’LL DRINK TO CHANGE.
JIMOTHY IS SO LAST SUMMER
JUNG & TONICS
MATURITY LOADING... 3%
MY PERSONALITY IS A COPING MECHANISM.
NIETZSCHE & NEGRONIS
NIHILISM & NACHOS.
NOT BURNED OUT. FULLY COOKED. LET ME REST.
NOTHING BUT THE BLOOD OF... JESUS CHRIST!
OH SHIT.
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