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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, BEER
PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER, AMATEUR EVERYTHING ELSE
JIMOTHY IS SO LAST SUMMER
THOUGHTS, PRAYERS, AND PENICILLIN. — RFKJ
NIETZSCHE & NEGRONIS
I'M A WALKING LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
NOTHING BUT THE BLOOD OF... JESUS CHRIST!
I AM JOHNNY CASH DRUNK
Thoughts, prayers, and a Xanax. — Congress
WHAT STAYS IN VEGAS... I CAN'T REMEMBER.
ID & EGO & SUPEREGO & TEQUILA & CONSEQUENCES.
RIP, JIMOTHY.
JUNG & TONICS
RUNNING ON SPITE & TEQUILA.
NIHILISM & NACHOS.
GYM? I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'GIN'...
NOT BURNED OUT. FULLY COOKED. LET ME REST.
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE. BRUNCH ANYONE?
FUCK.
CERTIFIED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HANGOVER.
FLUENT IN SARCASM & REGRET.
YES... BUT...
BEER.
MATURITY LOADING... 3%
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CARPE THAT DIEM RESPONSIBLY NEXT TIME.
